Subject Legacy ; 1.3
May. 11th, 2010 06:10 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Warnings Male pregnancy, older sibling syndrome, a missing picture or two.


(If you catch my reference, please make me feel less stupid.)

While resting in their new home, Nervous and Pascal discuss important, serious, mortal matters.
Nervous Yeah, Ophelia said that she kinda went on vacation.
Pascal Oh yeah? I read that in Science Weekly, but I had no idea it was true...
Nervous Well, Ophelia's been through foster care and you know how that screws people up.
Nervous BRB, let me go thank my mom for my wonderful life.

All he kept doing was shrugging, so, this is the most emotional I'll really get him about his mom. How sweet.

Meanwhile: ADORABLE-NESS!

Aw, she wants to go to college. Meh, she was about to be an adult anyways. Let's send her off nicely.

Oh, how cute, they're celebrating her future education the proper way. /facepalm
FORGOTTEN PICTURE OF SIRIUS GETTING ON THE SCHOOL BUS. IT'S HERE, YOU JUST CAN'T SEE IT.
The two were so excited about having alone time and a big new house...

In the same way they celebrate higher education.

Nervous must have misunderstood when Pascal said "doggy style" so he adopted a puppy named Ella. She's cute. Shh.

And, faster than the police in a small town, a puppy was delivered via Hot Police Dude that Pascal was going to hit on before Hot Police Dude disappeared.

RANDOM DOSE OF SIRIUS HAVING A FRIEND COME HOME FROM SCHOOL! YAY! FIRST TIME! HE CAN LIVE A NORMAL LIFE!

After Pascal went to work, Nervous tried working on his career in Gaming by boosting his creativity and then- OHSHI-!!!

Somehow, Sirius found out almost instantaneously and demanded to speak with the spawn.
Sirius Excuse me while I use my faint recollection of baby talk to make sure this one doesn't take my spot as heir...
Nervous You do realize that this kid being born means you're not the heir either way, right?
Sirius Not if it's a girl.
Nervous It can't b-

Nervous WTF DID YOU DO!?!
Sirius I DON'T KNOW!
Nervous I'm having contractions!
Nervous It... It IS a girl. I will find a way to make her my heir.

So, it just so happened that Pascal got out of work maybe twenty (Sim) minutes after Nervous gave birth, which gave me just enough time to go WTF WHEN DID HE GET HOME? when I went to check to make sure Nervous was feeding his new little heiress.
Lookit! How cute! Pascal loves his little daughter that looks a lot more like Pascal than Nervous so far, which we are all grateful for!

Uh oh... Sirius has that look in his eye... Is it (dramatic music) OLDER SIBLING (yet not the heir) SYNDROME!?
So, this means I got my games back, as it is probably noted.
I will start 2.1 tomorrow! YAY! Baby!